Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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