I looked at my own cervix.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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