There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So apparently I’m into choking now
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