Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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