it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How naked do you want me to be?
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