He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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