Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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