butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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