Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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