Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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