The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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