She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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