Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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