Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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