Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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