Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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