I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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