its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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