Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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