I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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