Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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