I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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