C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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