dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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