what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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