arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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