What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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