i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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