The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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