would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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