Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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