I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You almost got us killed.
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I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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