his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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