Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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