i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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