So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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