I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend