i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
my poor anus
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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