dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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