yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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