normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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