gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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