If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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