I'm eating all of the evidence.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm bleeding and have questions
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