'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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