dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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