Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This girl is more easily done than said...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
