how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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