Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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