My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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