You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Found your dick twin last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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