I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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