i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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