The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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