I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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