So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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