Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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